Me:  I booked my ticket to Australia!!!

Dad:  Oh, Michie.  I get so nervous when you leave the country.  I don’t know what Australia has that Key West doesn’t.

Me:  It’s gonna be great, don’t worry, I’m very safe.

Dad:  I just don’t want you girls to accidentally break a law you don’t know about, and then we’ll be in a situation where we’re at the mercy of the embassy…  

Me:  Neither do I Dad.  You do know we’re not secretly drug mules, right?

Dad:  Also, you should know that the Australian culture is VERY misogynistic.

Me:  Really?  I’ve never heard this… When did you hear this though?  Was it in the 1960s?

Dad:  I have heard it, trust me on this one.

Me:   Wait, are you basing you assumptions of all of Aussie culture off of the movie CROCODILE DUNDEE??!

Dad:  …...  I’m putting your Mom on now.