Is it just me, or does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?
Prince Akeem: Sir, where can one go to find nice women here?
Clarence: You gotta get out and look, they ain't just gonna fall on your lap.
Semmi: We've been to every bar in Queens.
Clarence: Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and 'erm, church, they're good girls.----------------------One recent night out with my homies the night ended at a bar in Williamsburg probably around 11:30 on a schoolnight. I was with one of my homegirls as well as my homes, C. Homegirl surveyed the dismal bar as she took a bite of her pizza, "there are no cute boys here." I looked around and saw a sea of skinny jeans and asymmetrical hair. C rolled his eyes. "What? Why would you think there'd be cool guys that just so happened to be at this very bar on some random Tuesday night. That's insane. This is the problem with most girls. You are being just like Prince Akeem and Semmi from Coming to America." "Come again?" "Remember when they go to Queens thinking they'll meet women? You gotta meet good guys at nice places where nice guys hang out." "OK, like where?" "a library? church? i don't know. that's what the old dude in "Coming to America" recommended..."
Clarence: You gotta get out and look, they ain't just gonna fall on your lap.
Semmi: We've been to every bar in Queens.
Clarence: Well, that's where you messed up, son, you can't go to no bar to find a nice woman. You gotta go to a nice place, a quiet place like a library, there's good women there and 'erm, church, they're good girls.----------------------One recent night out with my homies the night ended at a bar in Williamsburg probably around 11:30 on a schoolnight. I was with one of my homegirls as well as my homes, C. Homegirl surveyed the dismal bar as she took a bite of her pizza, "there are no cute boys here." I looked around and saw a sea of skinny jeans and asymmetrical hair. C rolled his eyes. "What? Why would you think there'd be cool guys that just so happened to be at this very bar on some random Tuesday night. That's insane. This is the problem with most girls. You are being just like Prince Akeem and Semmi from Coming to America." "Come again?" "Remember when they go to Queens thinking they'll meet women? You gotta meet good guys at nice places where nice guys hang out." "OK, like where?" "a library? church? i don't know. that's what the old dude in "Coming to America" recommended..."
