After a recent acquaintance told me of a very Jewish-centric Celebrity Top Five (Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Sarah Silverman, a young Bella Azbug, et al) I began to contemplate what my own JILF* list would consist of. 

Behold!

1.  Paul Rudd.  <3 

  He is the hotness.  Totes magotes funny?  Check.  Boyishly cute?  Yes please.  Had an awkward upbringing in the Midwest?  Yes, me too!    Family guy!   Adorable. 

2.  Jon Stewart.  This really bears no further explanation.  The smartest boy in class but totally cool about it.  Also, his wife seems normal and they look really cute. 

3.  Rahm Emanuel.  The wildcard.  That slight frame.  The ego.  The Arby's maiming. 

4.  Jason Segel.  Ok, he has had a bit of face time at Banal Fixation.  Let's see.  He's super tall, not averse to crying during umm, you know, and rides a motorcycle. 

5.  Peter Riegert!  Boon.  He edged out Joseph Gordon-Levitt due in no small part to the bathtub pot smoking scene in Animal House.  I love how he sings to her and holds her head and they argue about the lyrics.  Also, he dated Bette Midler throughout the 70s.  How fking cool is that.  http://www.fancast.com/movies/National-Lampoons-Animal-House/93344/790930938/Smoke-Some-Pot/videos

* Jews I'd Like to Friend.  Like on facebook.