Disgust washed over her body.  "I would be less disturbed if I caught you looking at porn."

"I just...I was looking up Andrew Jackson?  On wikipedia?  And then I google image'd him.  And then I thought might as well google image young pictures of Thomas Jefferson so I really haven't seen many of him where he is not in the powdered wig and I was just curious, so it's really not weird at all."

Also, fine, you dragged it out of me:

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One of my German coworkers showed me pictures of his teacup yorkies.  I was telling him how adorable they are when he cut me off, "Yes.  They are good dogs.  They are very compliant."  If there exists a more German sentence in the English language please email me at: banalfixation[at]gmail.com.