Below is the model and star of 1995’s Foxfire, Jenny Shimizu.  Also, she is the woman who made both Angelina Jolie and Ione Skye, among no doubt thousands of women, think for the first time, “Hmm, be with a woman?  Me?  No.  No way.  If I never did it in college, I sure as hell am not gonna start now.  This doe goes for the bucks.  I really don’t see that happening at all, but there is something about my co-star Jenny.  There’s just something about her.  You know what?  Screw it.  I just have to be with Jenny just as soon as I put down this dagger/leave my husband Ad-rock (whichever the case may be).”

Think about it.  Angelina Jolie left behind her safe world of cutting, experimentation with heroin, and that bo-hunk Jonny Lee Miller to be with her.  Bad example.  Ok, Ione Skye has been with such masuline powerhouses as John Cusack (in his most lovable role of Lloyd Dobler, no less!) and Ad-Rock, my favorite and most arguably most talented of the Beastie Boys!  Ok, perhaps they are not the most masculine upon further reflection, but we all have a type and I like my men masculine yet emotional.  Like Harry Connick Jr. in Hope Floats.  Still, she has been with what most girls would have as their top 20 all-time 1989 crushes, and Jenny Shimizu still lured her away from all that…

Therefore, for the sake of the Banal Fixation readership, I am willing to participate in an experiment!  That’s right.  I want five minutes alone with Jenny Shimizu, just to test myself, see what all the racket is about.  I am fairly 100% confident she could not change me. I’ve been going on almost 27 years of liking the menfolk - well if you consider various film and comedy boys, writers, Argentinian gamblers, and grizzly World War II Vets to be menfolk, which I’m sure you do.  Who’s with me?