We are only five minutes and twenty seconds into the Vikings game and I already have no idea what is going on.  I feel defeated.  Being sort of from Minnesota I am rooting for them.  But then I think New Orleans could use this more - Minnesota has had their day in the sun.  I am of course speaking about when Appollonia attempted to cleanse herself in what she thought was Lake Minnetonka in "Purple Rain."

Adrienne and I were perusing a certain favorite website of ours and Chil's friend Al came up all grossed out.

"Why are you even on this website?  Why do you even care about these girls?  They don't even look like real women.  They look annoying."

"Who is like a real woman to you Al?"

"#1. My girlfriend of course.  Then Cameron Diaz."

"The Mask Cameron Diaz or current Cameron Diaz?"

"Yes."

"Ok, who else?"

"There's only one other person.  A pretty little Puerto Rican girl I have liked for a long time.  Vanna White."

"Vanna White really?  Is Vanna White even Puerto Rican?"

"It is not well known, but yes she definitely is.  I have known this for awhile.  Obviously she changed her last name to White."

"That seems like an extremely obvious choice for a last name."

"Yep.  Just like Johnny Mathis."

"Huh?"

"You thought his real last name was Mathis?  No.  He's Puerto Rican as well.  I'm continually surprised people do not know this."